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A CPGuy-approved comeback story

The beer industry's "seven-minute abs"

The Napa Cab in the coal mine

The drinks industry's weed reckoning inches closer

The 2024 Fingers CBC Superlatives

Help! Where should I drink in Vegas?

Don't name your brand for nuking someone's home

At odds with the politics of Troop-Respecting™️

Get that Diageo bag, sis

Woodford Reserve fucked around and found out

The not-laws of not-booze

AI won’t save DtC wine

A "shop local" liquor loophole

A brief history of the tater

Codifying the crossfade

Sure seems like a gift to teetotalers

Bourbon philanthropy is bad, actually

The Coldbeer Heavier-Use Generation (CHUG) Act

Kris Jenner hard tea WHEN?

Remember the DraftKings beer funnel?

"Come for vacation, leave on probation"

Napa Valley’s baller-bottle sales swoon

Mapping Bud Light's new Types of Guy

California's open-container crucible

Conflict of interest (in Blanton's)

Help! Where should I drink in Philadelphia?

The view from Plato's beer cave

Big Grocery's "nefarious bargain"

Subsidize neighborhood bars

Regulatory Roulette is... for the children?

Financializing tater nation

How the Death & Co union drive collapsed

Building the "Big Government" bogeyman

The next Whiskey Rebellion

"Hold my wine"

The post-Drizly booze-delivery battlefield

Analyzing the latest Johnny-come-late-tea

Laughing *at* supermarket wines, not *with* supermarket wines

Help! Where should I drink in Portland, OR?

Welcome to "Lobby Time." (We are SO back)

More trustworthy than the average junkie

Bourbon-addled brows all a-furrow

Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time