Sure seems like a gift to teetotalers

Plus: Perhaps “undignified and grotesque” is the experience you’re after!

Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fingers Weekender, a Sunday digest exclusively for paying Friends of Fingers featuring the independent journalism about drinking in America you love, optimized for hungover scrolling. In today’s edition:

• The funniest legal dispute in beer is back in court.

• “Top grocery buyer to US winemakers: be more like Twisted Tea.”

• If you buy this $51,000 bottle of Macallan, you should be [redacted.]

And much more. If someone forwarded this to you, buy a subscription to get next Sunday’s edition straight in your inbox.—Dave.

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